Wednesday, February 13, 2008

will work for sanity

I’ve finally figured the path to nirvana. Really. And no, there’s no meditation or yoga involved here. Open zuma. For those who actually work very hard, it’s a pointless game to keep your mind off work, when at work.
Imagine you are the frog head. And the countless colourful balls running across the screen represent your boss - Blanket Nerve. Who, btw, you dated some many moons ago. And happen to be thong buddies with.
[And every time I think of Blanket Nerve, I think of the most fantastic sex ever]

And now, when Blanket Nerve is getting on your nerves and making things difficult for you, just shoot him. And win the game.
Oh yes, don’t forget to take a deep breaths while you are at it.

4 comments:

chandni said...

have I told you this - I think ur writing is super!

I love Lucy said...

where have you been all these days?!
happy valentines day and all by the way!

just passing by said...

chandni: thanks. espcecially since this is the period where i'm doubting my career skills of being a writer:)

i love lucy: i'm back with a bang!! and happy valentines. mwah.

Silvara said...

hahah...I like Zuma :P And being thong buddies (in Australia thongs mean 'flip-flops' but the Americans call a g-string a thong so you know this could get interesting hehehe)