ingredients for the perfect human being alive

Yes, this is pending for a long time now. No, not trying to get a life, because I believe that’s a never-ending process for me, but this tag from Chandni. The abc of what makes me the shoe-hoarding, drama queen that I am.

Aubergine. My favourite . The colour. Not the plant. And no, there’s a romance and drama to aubergine that the plaid Purple lacks. So that’s what I’ll always call it.

Book. Books. Plenty. Currently it’s The Japanese Wife by Kunal Basu.

Cat. Fights, maybe. But purry furry animals, absolutely! Sometimes I fail to register what the whole deal of being a spinster with cats is all about. To me it looks like a lot of fun.

Drinks. Preferably the non-alcoholic variety. Oh wait, only the non-alcoholic variety. Unless of course, its diet coke. And you want to be in my good books, rum and coke should suffice.

Ekta Kapoor. Somebody kill her, thank you very much.
Erin brokovich. I want a cleavage like hers.

French fries. Its my comfort food. My anytime food. And even, shockingly, the only food I’m likely eat on my official “fat days”.

G-strings. Thongs. Call you what you want. That’s the only kinds I know to wear. Grandma undies are, for the grandma. Who else? Oh goa too.


Hope. I’m the most positive person I know. Really.i never ever give up. Be it one crappy headline I’m struggling with, or the bigger scheme of things in life.

I’m selfish. Everything is always about me. Deal with it.

Jobless. Most of the time. Even when I’m at work. Sheesh.

Kramer Vs Kramer. Seen it 17 times.

Love. Its overrated. And I’ve broken all records being in love with the wrong people at the wrong time. Always.

My name. and I quite like it!

No. that’s what I’m telling credit card everytime it wants to jump out of the wallet and dive into the first machine around.

Oprah. Addicted to it.

P. The surname I refuse to take on.
Pamper. Myself of course.

Quilt. I don’t share mine. P uses his own.

R. A close friend. Rats. They are in office, all over, and usually only seen when working late nights. Raspberry sours. and the lip-smacking music after that.

S. Bestest friend, lives 500 million light years away.
Blanket Nerve. Another favourite person. Sleep. Sex. I love.

Telephone. Most useless. And I’m the sms queen anyway. I loathe talking on the phone. It bores me usually. And I do believe I do much better on sms than a phone conversation.

Upside down. My head. The mother think I was born that way. I think its all her fault.

Vanity. Vain. Vanity van. My bag resembles one. Because I’m super vain. I’m shallow, and my life only revolves around my clothes, shoes, skin and hair. Yes, get used to it.

Water. Two litres in the morning. Else the cigarettes will ruin my skin.

X. Crosses? Clothing size? Both are dampeners. I like a 'yes' to everything, and I like being thin. Yes, I’m vain.

Yellow. Of the eggs is what I eat. I’m the one who throws away the white.

Zit. My worst nightmare is waking up in the morning and seeing one on the face. Eww.

OK FINE. That was my version of the abc of me. What follows is the actual question answer format!

A-Available? Sure. I hope you get the Jimmy Choos for me. Else, you can go look for someone else.
B-Best friend: Lives on Planet Seattle.
C-Cake or Pie? None. Not a sweet-person. And, FYI, I’m always on a diet.
D-Drink of choice: Rum and coke. Occasionally I like water too.
E-Essential thing used everyday: Baby Cologne. Panty Liners. Hand Cream.
F-Favourite colour: Aubergine.
G-Gummi bears or worms: Worm in a tequila? Sure.
H-Hometown: Delhi
I-Indulgence: Shoes.
J-January or February: February. Shorter days means the stupid salary lasts longer.
K-Kids and names: None. And no plans to have any either.
L-Life is incomplete without: work. I’m very passionate about it and I love what I do. And I wouldn’t be the person I am today if not for the people I’ve met thanks to my work.
M-Marriage date: December 2, 07
N-Number of siblings: Only child.
O-Oranges or apples: Pineapple.
P-Phobias: None.
Q-Quote: Honey, you are the headache.
R-Reason to smile: Currently by just thinking about a impromptu holiday that I’m off for.
S-Season: Winters.
T-Tag three people: Once Again, Sulicious, Silvara
U-Unknown fact about me: I’m addicted to caffeine. I am.
V-Vegetable you do not like: Aloo.
W-Worst habit: my usual 2 packs a day.
X-x-rays you have had: Neck. Ankle.
Y-Your favourite food: French Fries.
Z-Zodiac: Libra